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Richard Simmons’s Brother Is the Latest to Assure You That Simmons Is Fine

Richard Simmons’s Brother Is the Latest to Assure You That Simmons Is Fine

June 26, 2017 at 5:16 pm 0 comments

Hand-wringing over Richard Simmons’s well-being has become a national pastime, thanks to the hit podcast Missing Richard Simmons. This week, Simmons’s beloved brother Lenny Simmons joined the chorus that includes the LAPD and Simmons himself to sing assurances to the …

Charlie Sheen Sued for Allegedly Exposing Another Former Lover to HIV

Charlie Sheen Sued for Allegedly Exposing Another Former Lover to HIV

June 25, 2017 at 3:01 am 0 comments

Charlie Sheen is being sued for allegedly lying about his HIV positive status to a woman with whom he was having unprotected sex. Yes, another one.

People reports that though Sheen isn’t named in the suit, the plaintiff refers to …

Trump Holds Syria Press Conference Next To Darth Vader, And Twitter Can’t Decide Whether To Laugh Or Cry!

Trump Holds Syria Press Conference Next To Darth Vader, And Twitter Can’t Decide Whether To Laugh Or Cry!

June 16, 2017 at 11:12 am 0 comments

One’s an angry tyrant who let his petty jealousies and lack of understanding fuel an insatiable lust for power. The other carries a red laser sword.

Donald Trump was asked some important questions about Syria on Thursday, and it seems …

Incredible artisanal cakes are decorated like mini-terrariums

Incredible artisanal cakes are decorated like mini-terrariums

June 13, 2017 at 2:17 pm 0 comments

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Many reluctant gardeners who love plants, but don’t have time to maintain fussier species, have great experiences with succulents. These drought- and fire-resistant plants are easy to take care of, and wonderful to look at. Taking that …

11 outdoor gear companies with great repair or return policies

11 outdoor gear companies with great repair or return policies

June 12, 2017 at 8:20 am 0 comments

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It’s a sign of quality when companies are willing to stand by the goods they sell.

In a world saturated with cheap fast fashion and quasi-disposable goods, it’s becoming increasingly difficult to find high quality products that …

April Eleventh

April Eleventh

June 11, 2017 at 5:20 pm 0 comments

Marlo had her tonsils out last Thursday—no, this is not the long post want to write about that, I’ve been a little busy with the bomb I dropped in my lap when I relaunched this site—and when we checked in …

Twitter Reacts To Ben Carson Getting Hilariously Stuck In An Elevator!

Twitter Reacts To Ben Carson Getting Hilariously Stuck In An Elevator!

June 11, 2017 at 8:16 am 0 comments

Ben Carson is not having a good Hump Day!

The Housing and Urban Development Secretary started out his Wednesday stuck in an elevator, and had to wait 20 minutes before firefighters rescued him.

We’re sure he was a bit shooketh.…

The Random Quarter That Landed Life Magazine in Court for Indecency

The Random Quarter That Landed Life Magazine in Court for Indecency

June 7, 2017 at 7:52 pm 0 comments

While processing the files devoted to Time Inc. as part of my job as an Assistant Archivist at the New-York Historical Society, I came across a mysterious object buried among the papers. Sitting in an envelope next to the other …

Bill O’Reilly Didn’t Harass Me, But His Viewers Did

Bill O’Reilly Didn’t Harass Me, But His Viewers Did

June 5, 2017 at 2:06 am 0 comments

I was on Bill O’Reilly twice—on the show, not the man, a clarification that apparently needs to be made these days. In fact, O’Reilly never sexually harassed me. But his viewers did.

His producers invited me on The O’Reilly Factor …

What to Expect After Surgery for Diastasis Recti (That Post-Pregnancy Pooch)

What to Expect After Surgery for Diastasis Recti (That Post-Pregnancy Pooch)

June 4, 2017 at 4:58 am 0 comments

Illustration by Jim Cooke.

Of all the physical indignities of having a baby—the delivery, the breastfeeding, the mesh undies that made me feel like an enormous wounded sea creature snagged in a tiny net—the postpartum stomach pooch is among the …